Weirdo Hair Clip

'Okay, weirdo.' 'What are you doing you weirdo?!' I find myself saying this to my child A LOT. I'm sure a parenting expert wouldn't approve, but what else are you supposed to say to a kid who licks everything? 

• 'Weirdo' : Puke green swirl cellulose acetate with white cursive ink inlay and a gold alligator clip on the back.

• 2 inches wide and 1/2 inch tall