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Wine Time Drink Markers Gift Tag

Wine Time Drink Markers Gift Tag

Replace the bag with a tag!
$6.00
Congrats Drink Markers Gift Tag

Congrats Drink Markers Gift Tag

Replace the bag with a tag!
$6.00
YOUR PENIS IS MY FAVORITE

YOUR PENIS IS MY FAVORITE

This card will definitely give your fella a little extra swagger in his step and put some much needed laughter into any day. You’re sure to get plenty of smooches too.
$6.00
You did Something that Scared the Shit Outta You Card

You did Something that Scared the Shit Outta You Card

Because doing something that's scary as hell should always be rewarded.
$6.00
Welcome to 30 Birthday Card

Welcome to 30 Birthday Card

A birthday card to let people turning 30 know they can really look forward to gray hairs and orthopedic pillows and natural deodorant and all other kinds of things they probably used to make fun of other people for talking about
$6.00
Spoiler alert: Your Present is Booze Card

Spoiler alert: Your Present is Booze Card

Sometimes ya gotta let people know ahead of time that they're getting booze because sometimes booze is the best present to give/get.
$6.00
Miss Your Face Card

Miss Your Face Card

When you really, really miss someone make sure to let them know with this card because a card will always be better than a text/email/G-chat.
$6.00
Joint in Here

Joint in Here

The ultimate present-without-having-to-get-a-real-present card.
$6.00
Fuck Yeah! Card

Fuck Yeah! Card

This is the perfect way to celebrate - with the f-word and an exclamation point
$6.00
Dem Titties

Dem Titties

This is the card for anyone who loves someone's boobies and feels like they're rad enough to be commemorated with a card.
$5.50
Asshole When I Was a Teenager Card

Asshole When I Was a Teenager Card

you were a total asshole growing up you should probably let your parents know that you're truly sorry for being a monster
$6.00

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