Party & Paper

Replace the bag with a tag!

Replace the bag with a tag!

This card will definitely give your fella a little extra swagger in his step and put some much needed laughter into any day. You’re sure to get plenty of smooches too.

Because doing something that's scary as hell should always be rewarded.

A birthday card to let people turning 30 know they can really look forward to gray hairs and orthopedic pillows and natural deodorant and all other kinds of things they probably used to make fun of other people for talking about

Sometimes ya gotta let people know ahead of time that they're getting booze because sometimes booze is the best present to give/get.

When you really, really miss someone make sure to let them know with this card because a card will always be better than a text/email/G-chat.

The ultimate present-without-having-to-get-a-real-present card.

This is the perfect way to celebrate - with the f-word and an exclamation point

This is the card for anyone who loves someone's boobies and feels like they're rad enough to be commemorated with a card.

you were a total asshole growing up you should probably let your parents know that you're truly sorry for being a monster